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Desert Child



Gamers Played
3
Gamers Completed
1
Average Completion
36.27%
Possible Trophies
24
Points
1200

You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.

You did all the things.
Platinum

0.00%

Hello, this is Pablo

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
Gold

0.00%

1991

Collect all secret tapes.
Gold

0.00%

Bean Machine

Eat all the bean types.
Gold

0.00%

The stones on this guy

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
Gold

0.00%

Vicious

Fend off the police without being shot.
Gold

0.00%

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
Gold

0.00%

Tony Jones

Buy every newspaper.
Silver

0.00%

The Martian is a bad movie

Survive a full month on Mars.
Silver

0.00%

Root Vegetables

Beat the game.
Bronze

0.00%

Old

Have over $9000.
Silver

0.00%

Moriyama-san

Complete your record collection.
Gold

0.00%

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Buy fish from the fishermen.
Bronze

0.00%

C.R.E.A.M.

Phone mom for a loan.
Bronze

0.00%

Good morning video games

Start a new game plus.
Silver

0.00%

Two baboons at once

Destroy two enemies at the same time.
Bronze

0.00%

Mr. Bean

Eat 5 bean types.
Silver

0.00%

Nice

Have 69% hunger.
Bronze

0.00%

Well...this is low

Successfully rob a bike on the street.
Bronze

0.00%

Smarter than smoking

Never buy cigarettes.
Bronze

0.00%

I'm the Lebanese Rambo!

Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
Bronze

0.00%

This is real fun

Chill for over an hour.
Gold

0.00%

The absolute madman

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
Bronze

0.00%

World's Fastest Pizza

Take a pizza delivery job.
Bronze

0.00%